Friday, November 11, 2005

Aluminum foil hats won't protect you

Researchers at MIT have proved what I suggested more than a year ago, that aluminum foil hats amplify government radio frequencies not block them. For those of you who wear these fashonable head coverings, tin foil may be your better bet as aluminum will only increase your vulnerability. A new study in the near future may suggest that only lead foil will actually be useful, but I only know one place that sells it and its rather expensive. Although what price can you honestly put on the safety of your mind from the evils of government brainwashing? You can read the findings here


Rabenstrange said...

I use jamming to overcome govvie indoctrination waves.

I sit between two radios one blaring KTTH and the other KVI. The waves together overcome the brain waves being beamed at me by hostile bureucrats.

Toad734 said...

who wears such hats?

Neemund said...

I used to have one that was rather stylish until I accidently crushed it. I'm too lazy to make a new one so I honestly don't know anyone who wears one of those hats anymore.