Monday, January 08, 2007

10 Funny Lines

Here are the top ten Star Wars lines which were improved by substituting a word with "pants".

I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.

In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.

Your pants, you will not need them.

You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

The Force is strong in my pants.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Honorable Mentions:

I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!

Don't pants me again, Admiral.

Taken from Keeper of Lists, Top 243 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"


Mercy Now said...

I think you shoulda put a PG 13 warning on this:o) It's hilarious! and u haven't let 12 days passed either.

Neemund said...

Yes, I probably should have put a warning on this as some of them are a little raunchy. But to the best of my knowledge, they youngest people who have read this are my sisters, who are both 13. And I could get sued by puting "PG13" warning on my blog since it is a registered trademark of the MPAA who I do not support in any way whatsoever.

Polka Dotted Pickles said...

He he he. I am amused...