If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip’s screwdriver?
If a pig loses it’s voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?
If horrific mean to make horrible, doesn’t terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety-one?
“I am.” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do.” is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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